What do a two inch dead cockroach, crochet needles, and caricature have in common? My vasectomy!
Its just not normal to have my nuts in your hands five minutes after ive met you. Dr. Dudek Held my testekle between his two thumbs moments after meeting me, he streched the skin tight to show me where the vas vien was and how easy it would be to pull out with the tiny hook. Then I was lead into the "operating room". The first thing I noticed was the dead cockroach. I told the nurse " there is a dead roach on the floor right there. She Quickly declared she wasnt about to get it and asked me if I would, I said "no" then she proceeded to make some comentnts like was I afriad I said no I just wasnt going to pick up thier dead bug. You dont ivite someone to you place of biusness and have them pick up the dead bugs, from the operating room. Well I'm geussing a lot of people would have called it a day at that piont but if I walked out I dont think I would have ever came back to that DR. or any other, I had to get this done today. So some lady who aparently was ther to have some botox ( you know, Vasectomys and botox) scooped up the roach in a paper cup muttering something about the size of bugs in Hawaii. So now its off with the pants and after what seemed like twenty minutes the doc comes it with his assistant and they go to work on my junk. Basicly the proceedure consists of some local anistetic ( needles in the nuts FUN!) and then Doc Dudek hooks out the vas with a tiny crochet needle, it dosnt hurt realy its just way too f'ed up a scene for me. Now al la Cosbys dentest bit, Doc wants to chat, as does his assistant, " oh you draw people, you sould draw ulga here" ( I dont remember what her name was) Um shure, what ever just finish up, and with a good stong yank to my sack its all over, as I sit up in walks ulga with a sharpie and some paper. The doc says she should let me put my pants on first, Ulga says she likes me without pants. So I drew her picture, without pants on, I dont think she liked it.