Friday, November 16, 2007
Thursday, November 01, 2007
What do a two inch dead cockroach, crochet needles, and caricature have in common? My vasectomy!
Its just not normal to have my nuts in your hands five minutes after ive met you. Dr. Dudek Held my testekle between his two thumbs moments after meeting me, he streched the skin tight to show me where the vas vien was and how easy it would be to pull out with the tiny hook. Then I was lead into the "operating room". The first thing I noticed was the dead cockroach. I told the nurse " there is a dead roach on the floor right there. She Quickly declared she wasnt about to get it and asked me if I would, I said "no" then she proceeded to make some comentnts like was I afriad I said no I just wasnt going to pick up thier dead bug. You dont ivite someone to you place of biusness and have them pick up the dead bugs, from the operating room. Well I'm geussing a lot of people would have called it a day at that piont but if I walked out I dont think I would have ever came back to that DR. or any other, I had to get this done today. So some lady who aparently was ther to have some botox ( you know, Vasectomys and botox) scooped up the roach in a paper cup muttering something about the size of bugs in Hawaii. So now its off with the pants and after what seemed like twenty minutes the doc comes it with his assistant and they go to work on my junk. Basicly the proceedure consists of some local anistetic ( needles in the nuts FUN!) and then Doc Dudek hooks out the vas with a tiny crochet needle, it dosnt hurt realy its just way too f'ed up a scene for me. Now al la Cosbys dentest bit, Doc wants to chat, as does his assistant, " oh you draw people, you sould draw ulga here" ( I dont remember what her name was) Um shure, what ever just finish up, and with a good stong yank to my sack its all over, as I sit up in walks ulga with a sharpie and some paper. The doc says she should let me put my pants on first, Ulga says she likes me without pants. So I drew her picture, without pants on, I dont think she liked it.
Its just not normal to have my nuts in your hands five minutes after ive met you. Dr. Dudek Held my testekle between his two thumbs moments after meeting me, he streched the skin tight to show me where the vas vien was and how easy it would be to pull out with the tiny hook. Then I was lead into the "operating room". The first thing I noticed was the dead cockroach. I told the nurse " there is a dead roach on the floor right there. She Quickly declared she wasnt about to get it and asked me if I would, I said "no" then she proceeded to make some comentnts like was I afriad I said no I just wasnt going to pick up thier dead bug. You dont ivite someone to you place of biusness and have them pick up the dead bugs, from the operating room. Well I'm geussing a lot of people would have called it a day at that piont but if I walked out I dont think I would have ever came back to that DR. or any other, I had to get this done today. So some lady who aparently was ther to have some botox ( you know, Vasectomys and botox) scooped up the roach in a paper cup muttering something about the size of bugs in Hawaii. So now its off with the pants and after what seemed like twenty minutes the doc comes it with his assistant and they go to work on my junk. Basicly the proceedure consists of some local anistetic ( needles in the nuts FUN!) and then Doc Dudek hooks out the vas with a tiny crochet needle, it dosnt hurt realy its just way too f'ed up a scene for me. Now al la Cosbys dentest bit, Doc wants to chat, as does his assistant, " oh you draw people, you sould draw ulga here" ( I dont remember what her name was) Um shure, what ever just finish up, and with a good stong yank to my sack its all over, as I sit up in walks ulga with a sharpie and some paper. The doc says she should let me put my pants on first, Ulga says she likes me without pants. So I drew her picture, without pants on, I dont think she liked it.
Monday, October 08, 2007
My god my blog is Ugly, how could anyone stand to look at it let alone read the fucker.
Cheryl set me an E-mail that the spelling was all wonky on perpose and I could read it just fine, hmmm
Last sat I had a Guitar hero/ birthday party missed those of you who couldnt make it and rocked with those who did, Lok for the big rock band party early dec late nov, it comes out nov 28.
I had my first crepe' at the paris the other day with Jay Robinson, it was realy freakin good, Ham and Cheese mmmmm
Cheryl set me an E-mail that the spelling was all wonky on perpose and I could read it just fine, hmmm
Last sat I had a Guitar hero/ birthday party missed those of you who couldnt make it and rocked with those who did, Lok for the big rock band party early dec late nov, it comes out nov 28.
I had my first crepe' at the paris the other day with Jay Robinson, it was realy freakin good, Ham and Cheese mmmmm
Monday, February 26, 2007
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Friday, February 16, 2007
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Monday, November 06, 2006
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Art is a very instinctive process for me, I do very little thinking about the way things work in art and color theory. Tonight Emma was painted some drawings she made and while I was helping her clean up I pointed out that she could use less paint next time because she had a lot of green left over. Emma said she was trying to make brown, so I told her that she should have put more red in to bring it back to brown. She said she used red blue and yellow, then I said if the color was too orange you should add more blue and Emma said so you add more of what ever color isn't being used(of the three primary's) to make it more brown. I had to stop and picture the process and she was exactly right. I was very proud of her and think its neat how she thinks differently and taught me something about art.
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